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    Nu Skins Naughty Nymphomaniac Sandra N. Tillotson

    Oh, those fun lovin' Mormons out there in Utah!

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    Suzanne said that Craig was raised as an innocent, Mormon boy, and Sandie was his first love. Within a few years of marriage, he discovered that Sandie had slept with multiple partners. In an attempt at being “honest” she openly confessed her preference for a more diverse sexual menu, including cuckoldry, voyeurism, and gang-bangs. Craig went off the deep end and started experimentation of his own. At first, he’d bring in his buddies to bang Sandie while he watched. According to Suzanne, Sandie would often brag to her about how much she loved it. Her ultimate sexual fantasy was being the only woman in a roomful of guys taking turns on her.

    Craig then grew bored with Sandie having all the fun and soon found himself an endless supply of previously undiscovered horny women, ripe for the picking– his buddy’s wives. Being a sociable and very generous multimillionaire, Craig was never in short supply of buddies, and hence, never in short supply of new, easy pussy. It was too easy. The formula was simple –– invite the couple to one of his vacation homes, send the guy out on an all-expenses paid adventure (skydiving, wakeboarding, heli-skiing)— seduce the wife.

    When Sandie finally caught on to this, it was too much for her ego. She wasn’t into swapping, and she definitely wasn’t into competition.

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    Sounds like my kind of woman----anyone know her phone number?
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    Re: Nu Skins Naughty Nymphomaniac Sandra N. Tillotson

    Quote Originally Posted by Earl Lee Tobed View Post
    Sounds like my kind of woman----anyone know her phone number?
    PERVERT!!! ( I know, takes one to know one LOL)
    It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!

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    Quote Originally Posted by laidback View Post
    PERVERT!!! ( I know, takes one to know one LOL)
    Dont knock it till you`ve tried it----being a man of the world,maybe my words of wisdom cometh a little late!


    By the way nu-skins sounds a bit like those little rubbery things us gents can purchase in the toilets from a certain type of vending machine. (Of course Ive never resorted to such tactics personally---ahem!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl Lee Tobed View Post
    Dont knock it till you`ve tried it----being a man of the world,maybe my words of wisdom cometh a little late!


    By the way nu-skins sounds a bit like those little rubbery things us gents can purchase in the toilets from a certain type of vending machine. (Of course Ive never resorted to such tactics personally---ahem!)
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    Errr mm I dunno. Judging from the one fellows description of their sexual encounter in the pool,doesn't sound too enticing. I mean, really guys, if ya have to move all the way to one side and hope the other side gets lonesome.....!
    It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl Lee Tobed View Post
    Sounds like my kind of woman----
    You should read the whole story before you jump to conclusions, Earl.

    The above excerpt might explain what led Adam Baker to describe the following experience later in his story...


    She pressed her breasts up against my chest and put her arms around my neck, with one swift movement mounted me. I didn’t even know I was in at first, she was so loose it was like being inside a paper sack. I thought, you could literally fit a two-liter bottle in there!
    Still sounds like your kind of woman?

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    "...she was so loose it was like being inside a paper sack."

    Sounds like someone needs to use some of that super-duper-anti-aging skin cream up their va-jay-jay. I mean, honestly, its worked so well on her face and everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLMFU View Post
    "...she was so loose it was like being inside a paper sack."

    Sounds like someone needs to use some of that super-duper-anti-aging skin cream up their va-jay-jay. I mean, honestly, its worked so well on her face and everything.
    Sounds like they don't make enough super-duper cream for that project...!
    It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLMFU View Post
    "...she was so loose it was like being inside a paper sack."

    Sounds like someone needs to use some of that super-duper-anti-aging skin cream up their va-jay-jay. I mean, honestly, its worked so well on her face and everything.
    In manufacturing, if a hole is too large for its intended purpose you can insert a sleeve or bushing. In this case I would suggest a ham with the bone removed...!
    It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!

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    But wouldn't the 'bone' be what she wants?,

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    Quote Originally Posted by laidback View Post
    In manufacturing, if a hole is too large for its intended purpose you can insert a sleeve or bushing. In this case I would suggest a ham with the bone removed...!


    NIP & TUCK.
    A few well placed stitches by a Harley Street specialist is all thats required,and all will be back to full working order------Now what,about that phone number?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl Lee Tobed View Post
    ------Now what about that phone number?
    Try corporate - (801) 345-1000.

    Lie to the receptionist.

    Tell her you're 18, have the body of a Greek Adonis, and are hung like a moose.

    She'll either (a) put you straight through to Sandie, or (b) tell you she gets off work at 5:00 pm.

    Either way it's a win win situation for you.

    BTW, if you get through to Sandie, tell her you're a pilot.

    She seems to have this thing for fly boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Bunkum View Post
    Try corporate - (801) 345-1000.

    Lie to the receptionist.

    Tell her you're 18, have the body of a Greek Adonis, and are hung like a moose.

    She'll either (a) put you straight through to Sandie, or (b) tell you she gets off work at 5:00 pm.

    Either way it's a win win situation for you.

    BTW, if you get through to Sandie, tell her you're a pilot.

    She seems to have this thing for fly boys.
    Thanks for the info Doc,Ill get right on it.--------should I mention my halitosis and walking stick over the phone or wait till our first meet?

    Hmmmm,wheres that damn zimmer frame? Pesky darned thing. Never there when you need it----if I could only find my magnifying glasses.-----!

    Darn,cant find my hearing aids either----.!
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    Re: Nu Skins Naughty Nymphomaniac Sandra N. Tillotson

    Quote Originally Posted by Earl Lee Tobed View Post
    NIP & TUCK.
    A few well placed stitches by a Harley Street specialist is all thats required,and all will be back to full working order------

    I was thinking maybe she should stick that Nu Skin Vulcanizer thingamajig up her wazoo.

    It's suppose to take the wrinkles out or whatever.

    Never know, it just might work.

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    Every once in a while I'll be researching something here and run across an old thread that is just too good not to bump.

    This one I'm bumping for its comedic value.

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    Re: Nu Skins Naughty Nymphomaniac Sandra N. Tillotson

    Quote Originally Posted by shipdit View Post
    .
    Every once in a while I'll be researching something here and run across an old thread that is just too good not to bump.

    This one I'm bumping for its comedic value.

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    I'm glad you bumped this as I hadn't seen it b4....Very funny...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Bunkum View Post

    I was thinking maybe she should stick that Nu Skin Vulcanizer thingamajig up her wazoo.

    It's suppose to take the wrinkles out or whatever.

    Never know, it just might work.
    Combine this thread with the Clem Lemons "Amega Wand" thread and it makes for an interesting visualization.





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