It's great, isn't it? I have tears in my eyes I've laughed so much!
Someone should tell the "Power to Achieve" chap.
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Silly Sunil claims that he dropped out of University, in order to become s super-duper entrepreneur.
Well, I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that he ever qualified for university in the first place. Look at this:-
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I know standards have slipped over the past 20 or 30 years, but come on! The language, grammar, and punctuation are not those of someone who had passed enough A Levels to qualify for university in the first place. If he did, you have to question the quality of whatever educational establishment took him on.
He writes like a badly educated 16 year old. Not like someone who was university material. He doesn't even know the basics - he doesn't even know when to use a capital letter, FFS! I just wish he'd stop all the bullsh*t!
I think you guys should send Integrity ESA a reasonable bill for vetting/proofreading Sunil Patel's website for him.
No wait a sec ... there are 1000s of guys in India who do that on an outsourcing basis for 25 cents a page, aren't there?
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The nostrils are grinding! Watch the new Facebook being developed in real time!
https://www.facebook.com/sunilintegr...76333736121762
It's a toss up who's crazier? Sunil or Charles?:crazy:
News from Sunil......remeber, the best is yet to come!
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And yum, yum; here are the delicious integrity bars!
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30,000 of them eh? They look just like birdseed to me. Wonder how many will end up fed to our feathered friends? I wouldn't eat one!
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I'm not sure if this is good news for Integrity ESA and Sunil Patel or not:
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Sunil wants "a million members" before he proceeds to target B (which is ten million members).
I haven't checked to see how many users are on Facebook, Google and Youtube lately but here is where Sunil's march to internet dominance stands one week into the Grand Experiment in Internet Marketing:
Launch date: October 12, 2017.
Members as of October 13, 2017 - 114
Members as of October 20, 2017 - 241
So we can crunch those numbers like this:
114 people were scratching at the door for grand opening day. In the following 7 days, 127 more people signed up.
If we assume that Sunil can sustain sign-ups at the rate of the last 7 days (127 per week), it will take 7874 weeks to attain 1,000,000 members.
Wow. That's 151 years.
Uh-oh
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Got to wonder why none of the usual suspects are pimping this one.....With Sunil being such an entrepreneur and all...
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Sunil C Nostrils has upgraded in ancient, wrapped & clocked Bentley with color changing fairy lights - lol, BLESS !!!!
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2004 Bentley with a dubious mileage/history, ticking time-bomb, £18-£24k tops - wow, and he claims he's a success and showing off with cars isn't important to him!
Silly Sunil can be as pigheaded as he likes by sticking with the "surfing ads" model.
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/3505/UDSE6u.png
* It's provably illegal
* It was illegal when Charis Johnson / 12Daily Pro were prosecuted
* It was illegal when Andy Bowdoin was gaoled and AdSurf Daily liquidated
* It was illegal when Charlie Scoville was successfully sued by the SEC.
* AND, most importantly for potential members:
* It's guaranteed to fail
I'm fascinated that, amongst other things, Sunil is launching his own fragrance.....
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I mean, what's it going to be called? The sweet smell of bullsh*t??
Maybe he should call it "Barnyard in Evening."
Maybe this is his true calling? Maybe those nostrils were destined to be the ultimate fragrance testers.
Eu De Bovine Excrement???
You can say hello or whatever else you want to SCAMIL:
::Integrity ESA::
I cannot comprehend the levels of delusion required to post a 10 minute video of yourself eating crisps.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=...&v=d0G-HjNFTpM
I agree, how the hell can anybody who portrays himself as an entrepreneur/businessman think a video like this will impress anybody. Dunning Kruger in full effect. MADNESS.
He's obviously a very very lonely individual, posting 'look at me' type video's'! His only real social interaction is seemingly via social media, and when he visits 'friends' have you noticed the look on their faces, not exactly overjoyed to see him.
Relaxing To Heal With 4 Bag Of Crisps & Chocolates | Vlog 69 (Comedy I don't normally eat like this) - thanks for pointing this out Nostrils!!!
Somebodies impressed :-
123daveyw
4 hours ago
Sunil your a genius
Representative of the intellect of Nostrils following.