Sell? He's been as intimate as the camera will allow on a day-by-day basis giving tours of his nasal cavities away!
Switching to a nostril-tour sales model would kind of make him a ... nasal whore, wouldn't it?
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As if by magic, right on cue:
https://vimeo.com/241633381
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Interesting screencap from Sunil Patel's latest Facebook live:
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Hmm...
Hole in a coolant hose?
Whew! £500 at the dealer.
Leaking radiator?
Uh-oh. Time to raise Integrity ESA monthly fees from £9.99/month to £19.99/month.
Leaking head gasket?
Considering that a head gasket replacement would possibly cost more than he spent to buy the used car in the first place ...
... might just be cheaper to put a contract out on the Arabs that sold him that thing.
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Probably too cheap to pay for coolant.
He'll probably wait until he gets near a public toilet, so he can scam some free water.
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/8164/Gs7ZiF.png
How spooky,
I remember all the times Richard Branson, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other successful businessmen posted pictures jut like that.
OH !!!
No I don't
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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Has Sunil Patel ever seen Al Pacino in Scarface all the way through?
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Snort-KaBoom-Splat.
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But but Charles says mental health problems don’t exist! Praise god/Allah/Princess Di etc.
Beware the hairs & snot!
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CRIKEY!!
THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY TWO MEMBERS, eh?
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Facebook, Amazon, Google itself.....you sure have met your match! (!)
:duh:
Anything to help a brother out...
HASHTAG: #INTEGRTYESA ✔️
BLOG: http://www.realscam.com/f11/sunil-patel-4811/ ✔️
REVIEWS & SHARE POSTS (SIC) ✔️
Sunil Patel promotes new Ponzi on eve of Traffic Monsoon hearing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0aToH2dK8I
Traffic Monsoon affiliate threatens to sue the SEC
Beware of Pyramid Schemes Posing as Multi-Level Marketing Programs
https://www.sec.gov/oiea/investor-al...yramidhtm.html
What are some Ponzi scheme "red flags"?
https://www.sec.gov/fast-answers/answersponzihtm.html
That's the spirit, Sunil, my son.....
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Find a car in a car park, and go and stand in front of it! Job's a good 'un!
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And some people always have and always will be scammers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nostrils any entrepreneur
'A BENEFITS fraudster has been jailed for 15 months after falsely claiming more than £33,000.
Sunil Patel was caught out after claiming for a number of different benefits from both Hounslow and Ealing Councils, despite owning eight properties across west London.
He applied for housing benefits, council tax benefits and income support for renting an apartment in Wallis House, Brentford, for a year from October 2008 even though he had bought the property for £305,000 in July the same year.
Patel claimed the landlord, Serjit Singh, lived in a property in Burlington Road, Chiswick and charged Patel £1,300 a month, however Mr Singh has never been found and it transpired Patel actually owned the Chiswick property himself.
His web of deceit went even further in January 2010 when he made a new claim to Ealing Council for housing benefit, local housing allowance and council tax benefit while he lived at a property in Whellock Road, Chiswick, which is just inside Ealing.
Unknown to Patel, Hounslow Council were already investigating his claims following an anonymous tip off in September 2009 that he was claiming housing benefits for the Wallis House apartment.'
https://taratalkstoday.blogspot.com/2016/09/
Here's the Sunil we all know and love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nostrils any entrepreneur
Patel had forced his tenants to live in a ‘house of horrors’ with mould on the walls, broken smoke alarms, faulty electrics, a missing letterbox letting in draughts, faulty central heating, broken laminate flooring and a missing carpet.
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Court fines allow council to come after dodgy landlords - Get West London
Indeed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nostrils any entrepreneur
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Much more clear what type of person you are, thanks Sunil.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nostrils any entrepreneur
Atrocious Things That Happened Because of Bernie Madoff
https://www.ranker.com/list/bernie-m...ike-rothschild
Ok!
It's been a while since we scrutinized the blistering pace of sign-ups for Sunil Patels Integrity ESA.
Let's see how he's doing:
Opening day, October 12th: 144 ----------- 144 sign-ups per day
October 13 through October 20: 127 ------- 15.875 sign-ups per day
October 21 through November 13: 101 -------4.2 sign-ups per day
Time to one million members at the "grand opening" rate of 342 sign-ups per month? 243 years.
Time to one million members at the most recent rate of 4.2 members/day as reflected by the last 24 days?
652 years.
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A huge % of those users will be multiple accts by Scamils scumbag buddies & the usual nickel & dime con artist types.
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You know what has been making a big impression on me lately?
How pitiful these scammers can be when things aren't going the way they planned.
Sunil Patel has requested that his faithful followers tune in at 8:00 a.m. Monday mornings for a dose of his preeminence as a world-class motivational speaker.
He calls these Facebook live broadcasts "Monday Motivation BLAST".
I tuned in to his most recent effort and was flabbergasted with the "Charlie Brownesque" nature of his utter failure.
It reminded me of watching the cheerleaders at a middle-school football game trying to manufacture enthusiasm when their team is losing 54-0 with 90 seconds left in the game.
Think I'm being too critical of Sunil Patel?
It's actually so pitiful that I am on the verge of feeling sorry for him.
Here's a three-minute excerpt from his most recent performance.
Could you sit through an hour and 45 minutes of this pathetic drivel and be "motivated" to do anything besides swear to never do it again?
@ -31:02 through -28:05
Where's the likes and hearts on the screen?
What's happening guys?
Wake up!
Who's out there?
Stamina!
Is anybody out there?
Put some likes and hearts.
I don't know what's goin' on with this...
Sassy.
Carol.
Moog.
Phan Sync.
Phan Sync travels the whole world; I watch his videos sometimes. Interesting fellow; he's a real hustler. He doesn't say too much about his business, but I know he's a moneymaker. Real moneymakers don't talk about money making they make the money on the hush-hush and the ones who don't have much money are usually boasting. Yes. So ...
Bill Jahal, hello bro.
Put some likes and hearts in the screen.
Do they work any more?
Not that I need them I just wanna see if they're working.
Four people on ...
Can I tell you a story?
And then go?
Who wants to hear a story?
Can I tell you a story?
Can I tell you a story?
If three people write 'story', I'll tell you a story, then sign off.
If three people write 'story' ... in the comments ... I will tell you a story and then I'll go.
What's happening? Is there anybody on? Everybody's gone.
Don't blame them either.
Who wants to hear a story?
Saroj Kumari, hello!
Who wants to hear a story?
If you wanna hear a story, I wanna hear three people write "story" and I wanna tell you a story.
Story time. Who wants to hear a story?
Boom!
Write 'story'.
Saroj! Where are you from?
Saroj Kumari, are you from London? India?
Where are you from?
You've got nice hair. I can see your hair.
(laughs)
It's just a small circle, but I see your hair.
Saroj Kumari, where are you from?
I'm not flirting, I'm not a flirt. I'm shy. A very shy man. I'm not very good with women.
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Thanks Shipdit for the excerpt of Sunil's ramblings above. (And no, you could never be TOO critical of Sunil, LOL!)
That's it? That's what he thinks "motivation" is? He's claiming that he is a "world class motivational speaker"? :duh:
You are quite right, Shipdit, it is pitiful. Pathetic. Cringeworthy.
What else can we say.
Come on, tell us if he told a "story" or not! You can't leave us hanging like this. Surely he had 3 people who voted for a story. After all he went on for 45 minutes.
I feel sorry for the people who fell for this and tuned in thinking they were going to hear something awesome and inspirational. Wanna bet his number of followers start dropping after this joke of a motivational talk.
Perhaps I can help out.
"Once upon a time in a fantasy land far, far away lived Silly Sunil who decided he was going to forget all logic and reason and start a business based on the same model used by a religious nutter whose business plan had been judged illegal by both a major government agency and a Federal court judge and whose previous fifteen attempts at implementing the model had collapsed owing millions of dollars to hundreds of thousands of people.
Silly Sunil, being the arrogant little s*it that he is thought he could talk enough people into ignoring the bloody obvious fact the business plan was both illegal and guaranteed to fail and his company would thus become bigger than one of the largest tech companies in the world
THE END"
Looking for a stocking stuffer for that special person ????
http://imageshack.com/a/img923/5914/YEGBaX.png
Hmmmm, now let me see.....
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Imagine you are Serena Williams. Talented, rich, beautiful; newly married with an adorable baby daughter. And then Sunil hoves into view to ask you out on a date. Cor, what a choice, eh?
What a decision.............NOT!!!!!!
Sunil's postings are getting more and more painful to view IMO.....anyway, why isn't he boasting about "Traffic Integrity"?? What's happened to that? I haven't seen it mentioned for a while.
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The boy's allassclass, ain't he ???