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Nigerian "Documents"
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Although there are more skilled forgers at work in the world of white-collar crime, no one produces a bigger pile of "official-looking" documents to help sell their frauds than our friends in Nigeria and nearby West Africa. I thought it might be fun and educational to have a thread where we post the prettiest, the most ridiculous and the most egregiously linguistically discombobulated examples.
I'm starting this thread with a glorious example containing all three qualifiers straight from the FaceBook page of the surely-soon-to-be-famous Sistla Venkata Giri:
Let's not hold this against Sistla, however.
He is the most enthusiastic disciple of Rev. Sheila V'Eleos Tabarsi.
If you're buying what Rev. Sheila V'Eleos Tabarsi is selling,
you're easy pickings for Nigerians with pretty documents.
I don't know whether to salute or cry or both.
On the authority of NEO THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GOD SKY EARTH
for the purpose of
DEBT BURDEN LIBERATION
for
ALL NATIONAL ARMIES OF THE WORLD
(ARMY-AIR FORCE-NAVY)
ARMED FORCES OF THE WORLD
and
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD.
NINE seals ...
THREE stamps ...
UPC coded ...
DATAMATRIX coded ...
FINGERPRINTED!!! ...
...Please recycle
SD
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"No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people" - H. L. Mencken
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Re: Nigerian "Documents"
LOL, are you sure it's fingerprinted, or did he just change cartridges and forget to wipe his fingers before he pulled it out of the printer?
It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!
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