Originally Posted by
Unsaved Trash
Hate to tell you this, but I've been doing that for 20 years. Doesn't work either. What does work is when someone asks me my age, I just add 10 years to my real age and they always say that I don't look that old. Fortunately though, I really do like my age. I love the coupons that print out at Walgreens after I've scanned my AARP card. Loaded with values on fiber laxatives, adult diapers, senior vitamin and mineral supplements, back braces, canes, arch supports, arthritis pain relievers, compression socks, hemorrhoidal ointments, hair dyes, etc. I'm just waiting for the one that offers an aid to that "old man smell."