I am taking this opportunity to wish my dear friend, a Happy Birthday, as his special day is coming up very soon. He is a quiet man. A sensitive man. Thoughtful and caring, always there for others and very reserved. He likes kittens and rainbows and silly love songs. His hero is the Pope. His favorite food is yogurt with happy little love sprinkles on top. He is always tactful, tasteful and refined. He is still a virgin and saving himself for the right woman and he has never, even once, had a drink of alcohol. He spends his free time saving the whales and treating homeless women to chicken dinners at Popeyes. I can only hope that one day I will be as wonderful as he truly is and that is what I aspire to be. He is the wind beneath my wings. That is why I am going to celebrate his Birthday with the solemn dignity that he so deserves. Happy Birthday my friend. You may be Unsaved and you may be Trash, but to me you will always be unique and an inspiration to all of mankind.