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    Wink The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Boys, thars a new sheriff in town, he goes by the name of "Fife".
    Well, Clearly an advertised IQ of 155 and an expired Mensa membership is enough to get you an Administrator position at SCAM.com, but it doesn't seem to be enough to actualy DO the job, does it?...
    Woe to the late great SCAM.COM, how far the mighty have fallen. In this case, clean off the Earth, at least for now.
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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    I wonder if he will put "Left for ethical reasons" next to the Scam.com line item on his resume. You would think his "high horse" ethics would have kept him from being a site Admin for a porn mogul.

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Sorry about this Mike! but you get to be my very first official moderator action on this forum. If I can find a way to fit a set of beautiful steak knives into your inbox we'll call that your prize. But thank you for providing a fine example of thread topics which will find their way into the rant forum.

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Not a problem and good, I've given you something to practice with, looks like it moved over in tact! Now, When can I give myself a cool avitar too?

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    NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder)

    "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."
    Len Clements

    "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
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    There's nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won't aggravate. (Keep that in mind if you ever get a chance to post on scam.com again.)


    Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a narcissist?
    A: One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish.

    Q: What do a narcissist and a sperm have in common?
    A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Oops - I started another thread on this subject in another place. I will go back and delete it - if I can - so there will only be one. and one is enough!
    But it's a dry heat!

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Howdy folks, I'm still playing with my new Mod Toys Tools. I moved the icon discussion posts into a newly created (as in the same mouse click as the move, neat) thread in General for Technical Difficulties.


    Back on topic, Mr. Clements is scientific proof that Yoli Blastcap drinks do NOT improve interpersonal skills.

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Well now I'm disappointed. I wanted to be the very first one to start the thread on Len Clements. My title was going to be: Len Clements, What is he anyway? Forum Board Whore Extraordinaire or MLM DoucheNozzle Guru to the Suckers? Ah well, too late.
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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Technically speaking the potential thread you speak of could be started in the "Successful Scammer or "Ethical Business Builder?" category if it relates to his career in MLM and not related to his former Admin position.

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    When Tracy Coenen was informed of Lennie bad mouthing her on the JREF Forums, whining that she banned his IP address from her blog, she said this:
    Poor Len. He lives in an alternate reality. What a shame he believes that not allowing him to dirty up my website is somehow a First Amendment issue. Someone ought to tell him that the First Amendment relates to the government allowing free speech.
    http://www.sequenceinc.com/fraudfile...ociate-number/

    She also tracked back to Bunky's Blog.
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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Quote Originally Posted by Unsaved Trash View Post
    Well now I'm disappointed. I wanted to be the very first one to start the thread on Len Clements. My title was going to be: Len Clements, What is he anyway? Forum Board Whore Extraordinaire or MLM DoucheNozzle Guru to the Suckers? Ah well, too late.
    Quote Originally Posted by adminrealscam View Post
    Technically speaking the potential thread you speak of could be started in the "Successful Scammer or "Ethical Business Builder?" category if it relates to his career in MLM and not related to his former Admin position.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unsaved Trash View Post
    Well now I'm disappointed. I wanted to be the very first one to start the thread on Len Clements. My title was going to be: Len Clements, What is he anyway? Forum Board Whore Extraordinaire or MLM DoucheNozzle Guru to the Suckers? Ah well, too late.
    You should have got up earlier you lazy lima bean! You don't like my title for a fun packed game of whack-a-dolt? Granted, it's not as colorful as yours, I'll admit that, but it gets the point across, doesn't it? I think things are off to a wonderful start here myself, but what do I know? I do know this, a cartoon would fit in here nicely about now. I'll bet a health cookie you could make a clever cartoon about our pal if you put your ever so resourceful mind to it. :D

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

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    Just please remember to be nice!! I know you can!
    Give it up, woman! If you want me to be nice, then you have to pay me off. And I have a real problem with one of the rules.

    1: Don't be a Jerk. You must be thirteen years of age or older, and be able to act like it in order to post on our forums.
    I might as well resign right now. You really expect me to "unjerk" myself or to act older than 13? I'm doomed.
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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
    I'll bet a health cookie you could make a clever cartoon about our pal if you put your ever so resourceful mind to it. :D
    I already told him this...

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    Give it up, woman! If you want me to be nice, then you have to pay me off.
    Check's in the mail.
    Quote Originally Posted by Unsaved Trash View Post
    And I have a real problem with one of the rules.

    I might as well resign right now. You really expect me to "unjerk" myself or to act older than 13? I'm doomed.
    Yes, I have expectations.
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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    [Just testing the invisible Admin Notes in forum threads feature. Hmm, UnSaved seems to have detected our hidden plans to make him the first ban hammer victim. Must take special care to prevent him from learning of the fiendish second stage of our plan. I now will post this to make sure no one without the secret decoder glasses can read it.]


    Edit: Oh SNAP!!!

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

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    Give it up, woman! If you want me to be nice, then you have to pay me off. And I have a real problem with one of the rules.



    I might as well resign right now. You really expect me to "unjerk" myself or to act older than 13? I'm doomed.
    If I remember right, 13 is about the age the jerk-gene first starts to manifest itself... This rule contradicts itself. And face it, if he un-jerked himself (can a guy even do that?), he'd also be un-funned, and none of us wants that. Do we?
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    [What's this about secret decoder glasses? I wasn't told about any secret decoder glasses! I want my own pair of secret decoder glasses!]

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
    If I remember right, 13 is about the age the jerk-gene first starts to manifest itself...
    True, that.

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    This rule contradicts itself.
    Woman's prerogative. Tough noogies.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
    And face it, if he un-jerked himself (can a guy even do that?), he'd also be un-funned, and none of us wants that. Do we?
    *sigh*
    I suppose not...
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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Here's a nice video of Clem driving his prized red C-5 Corvette around his new personal playground...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckAwT9AkRgE
    Last edited by Mike!; 06-23-2010 at 08:49 PM.

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
    Here's a nice video of Clem driving his prized red C-5 Corvette around his new personal playground...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckAwT9AkRgE
    Is it Len, or is it Toonces? [youtube link]

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Quote Originally Posted by GlimDropper View Post
    Is it Len, or is it Toonces? [youtube link]
    Is there THAT much difference, really? :eek:

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    The Yahoo! Message Boards- USANA had a little discussion on Lennie--he only chimed in once (so far).

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

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    The Yahoo! Message Boards- USANA had a little discussion on Lennie--he only chimed in once (so far).
    I don't know if it's just me or not, but that Yahoo! Message Board has to be the most insane place to try and post something.

    I wanted to add something awhile back, but could never make a connection. Kept getting some 901 error message or something.

    No wonder so few people post there.
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    Len is a great guy.. and great American...

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    Seems he's quite proud of his AssHat these days. He's working overtime in order for everyone to get a darn good look at it!

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    Re: The AssHatination of Clem Lemons and other tales of woe...

    In a new Ass-Hatisism Len makes the following statement over on Scum.com


    Only a little over 100 viewing this forum?
    The site was down due to a Denial of Service attack on the server.

    This requires access to some sophisticated technical knowledge. SBM's husband is involved in the computer technology industry. SBM's website opened the exact same day this site went down.

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