POOR old Dan, you've really gotta feel for the guy.
We don't actually know who Dan is, but it's safe to say he had a pretty miserable Valentine's Day yesterday.
See, Dan's girlfriend Laura chose that particular day to break up with him via public billboard.
What a piece of work, eh?
It gets worse. Not only did Laura pay $150 for a billboard at a local petrol station to announce her breakup, the announcement also said she was leaving Dan for some bloke called Gary.
Gary??? Who leaves a bloke with a nice sensible name like Dan for a Gary?
It's like moving out of a nice house into a dingy apartment.
The full message read: "Dan, I'm leaving you for Gary. Your clothes are at your mum's & I've changed the locks. Sorry to do this on Valentine's Day. Laura."