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    The REAL batman

    A vampire bat came in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

    He told them to piss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in..

    "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.

    Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.

    Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

    "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

    "YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f@#$ing didn't."
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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    Re: The REAL batman

    Whoops!!

    Thanks for the humor, LRM!

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    Re: The REAL batman

    One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

    "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

    So, he tied her up and went fishing.

    Pleasure is where you find it


    I read one like this the other day ony he went golfing!!

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    Two guys from Daniels County are quietly sitting in a fishing boat sucking down beer when suddenly Mel says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

    Earl sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."


    That must be Jack Daniels County!!

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    Re: The REAL batman

    The REAL jokes here are this is supposed to be about BATS!!


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