Thread: Worst crap music ever

Originally Posted by Unsaved Trash

I need to dedicate this mess to my pal, Heather, aka Soapboxmom. How appropriate can this be? It's during her generation and truly hideous (one of her favorite words). Notice how Tennille could eat oats through a picket fence?

Oh Yikes!!! I always wondered wtf the beastiality thing and muskrats mating had to do with a "love song"? lmao And what's with that little wierd sound effect? Is that what they sound like when they are doing the deed? Did she and the "Captain" hide out in a bush and make recordings or what? It makes her think of Henry Kissinger? "nibbling on bacon and chewing on cheese"???? That's a romantic meal!

Originally Posted by A Life Aloft

Oh Yikes!!! I always wondered wtf the beastiality thing and muskrats mating had to do with a "love song"? lmao And what's with that little wierd sound effect? Is that what they sound like when they are doing the deed? Did she and the "Captain" hide out in a bush and make recordings or what? It makes her think of Henry Kissinger? "nibbling on bacon and chewing on cheese"???? That's a romantic meal!

Do you think that was any worse than Stevie Wonder's Sunshine of My Life or I Just Called to Say I Love You? I never saw anyone go into the shitter faster than he did. Those two songs are so bad I can't even post them here. It's worse than ear-splitting garbage.

Sadly, I agree. I really really like many of Stevie's songs (some of them are great to dancx to and his first album when he was a kid was just incredible) and then he seemed to sell out and write a lot of marshmellow drivel.

Gun_to_the_head_by_natiurlichas.jpg How could I have forgotten this one? I can remember ripping the knobs off the radio when that came on. Still can't listen to it.

That song made me crazy! Remember whenever you would bitch about anything, people would always respond back at you....."don't worry, be happy"! Made me want to throttle them! lol

Originally Posted by A Life Aloft

That song made me crazy! Remember whenever you would bitch about anything, people would always respond back at you....."don't worry, be happy"! Made me want to throttle them! lol

Yeah, and now it's Have a nice day! If you want to watch those morons shudder, just reply with Don't tell me what to do. It's funny watching their reactions.

It's like when strangers ask you, so, how are you doing today? They don't want to hear the truth.....you are supposed to say oh just peachy...how are you? They don't want to hear, my knees hurt like hell, my wife's car took a dump, taxes are killing me, the country is going to hell in a handbasket, I am working so many hours I am a deadman walking, I have to go home and pick up dog logs, and all the other things that you really want to tell tell them. lol

Originally Posted by A Life Aloft

It's like when strangers ask you, so, how are you doing today? They don't want to hear the truth.....you are supposed to say oh just peachy...how are you? They don't want to hear, my knees hurt like hell, my wife's car took a dump, taxes are killing me, the country is going to hell in a handbasket, I am working so many hours I am a deadman walking, I have to go home and pick up dog logs, and all the other things that you really want to tell tell them. lol

Follow my lead...."I'm fine but my Depends is full. Could you help me in the restroom?" Watch them run.

ROTFL! You are truly one sick puppy!! I love it!!!

This gun to the head one just popped in my soon to be blown off head. Argh!

Gee, doesn't that just make you want to skip down the street and hug a lampost! UGH!!!! He went from Genesis to that crap!

Originally Posted by Unsaved Trash

At least he had a nice Tina Turner wig.

Tina Tuna?

Originally Posted by Mike!

Tina Tuna?

I forgot about that. Wasn't that the drag queen impersonator that performed at the YTB convention a couple of years ago? I remember that DoucheBag Doug was in love.

Originally Posted by Unsaved Trash

I forgot about that. Wasn't that the drag queen impersonator that performed at the YTB convention a couple of years ago? I remember that DoucheBag Doug was in love.

That's him, her, it, whatever. I think it was, "Legs to die for" or some silly thing or another.

Tina Tuna??? LMAO WTF? We need a video of THAT!!!

Originally Posted by A Life Aloft

Tina Tuna??? LMAO WTF? We need a video of THAT!!!

Part of it was on a video that a YTBer recorded.

Ah, she removed it from YouTube. Tina Turner impersonator - Tina Turner celebrity impersonator, look alike and sound alike + copy cat + official double + diva impersonator

Added: Found some more with pics at the convention. http://www.anniemaebullocktinaturnerimpersonator.com/

From DoucheBag Doug's Blog

Originally Posted by DoucheBag Doug

This years theme as you know is Taking Care of Business, and the convention got off to a ROCKIN’ start with none other than the fabulous Tina Turner, who still has legs any man, (or woman for that matter) would die for. Later, during the afternoon session, Elvis came back from the dead, (how Coach pulled this off we’ll never know) to shake, rattle, and roll the entire Convention floor. I’m sure some realized this would be a Rock-n-Roll atmosphere but to have two top named performers get everyone pumped and ready to rock was certainly a sight to see.

LIVE from Convention! Friday’s Sessions | Just Picture It Now

Here's something we Australians will never forgive America for inflicting on us, EVER:



The USA is gonna have to stop poverty and introduce world peace before we even BEGIN to forget who sent us the person who was responsible for this.

Originally Posted by littleroundman

Here's something we Australians will never forgive America for inflicting on us, EVER:


The USA is gonna have to stop poverty and introduce world peace before we even BEGIN to forget who sent us the person who was responsible for this.

Sorry LRM, your loss, our gain.

Originally Posted by Unsaved Trash

Sorry LRM, your loss, our gain.

Be thankfull they didn't send us Vegemite as revenge! Have you ever tasted that stuff??? It tastes like Satan's ****! lmao

(I did the stars, I have some class, well, very little, but some)

The Mr. T video, wow that guy can sing. Actually no, not so much LOL.

Originally Posted by Theophilus

The Mr. T video, wow that guy can sing. Actually no, not so much LOL.

You better learn to like it, cause I am getting you his album for Christmas! lol

Originally Posted by A Life Aloft

Be thankfull they didn't send us Vegemite as revenge! Have you ever tasted that stuff??? It tastes like Satan's ****! lmao

You have obviously missed the cleverness of the Vegemite campaign.

We deliberately circulated the rumour that all the food in Oz either tastes like, or includes, Vegemite.

Now, any of the Hawaiian shirt wearing tourists thinking of coming here and bringing their nonsense lifestyles with them stay right away and leave us to live in paradise in peace.

Originally Posted by A Life Aloft

Be thankfull they didn't send us Vegemite as revenge!

We keep all the good stuff for ourselves...
We only send you the rubbish like Fosters which tastes like cat's p*ss