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[MLM Humor] Signs that you're in cult sales instead of network marketing
You refer to your sales team as family instead of your real family
You call people doing "due diligence" closed-minded
You call people who join without "due diligence" open-minded
You avoid people who ask you questions as if you're hiding from debt collectors
You used/consumed most of the stuff you're supposed to sell
You talk about your "success" even though you haven't achieved anything yet (or ever again)
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Re: [MLM Humor] Signs that you're in cult sales instead of network marketing
You can empty a room just by smiling and saying the words "share" or "opportunity"
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing
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Re: [MLM Humor] Signs that you're in cult sales instead of network marketing
When challenged you claim that all businesses are pyramids!
It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!
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Re: [MLM Humor] Signs that you're in cult sales instead of network marketing
Originally Posted by
laidback
When challenged you claim that all businesses are pyramids!
Or my job is a pyramid, or my church is a pyramid. Oddly, this does nothing to dispel whether your MLM is a pyramid or not.
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