Thread: Mazu Gold Better for Stiffies than Viagra! / Mazu Global / Tim Darnell / Failed MLM

I am official Any idiot can hawk this snakeoil!:


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http://www.mazuglobal.com/media/MazuCruz.pdf

Wow! Check out what I discovered in my back office. The Mazuvians are planning a big cruise. Does the Mazu compliment our favorite cocktails???

Soapboxmom

Originally Posted by Soapboxmom

http://www.mazuglobal.com/media/MazuCruz.pdf

Wow! Check out what I discovered in my back office. The Mazuvians are planning a big cruise. Does the Mazu compliment our favorite cocktails???

Soapboxmom

Geez,

I hope they prevent people taking their Mazu Gold onboard during the cruise.

All that enhanced libido in a confined space could turn out to be particularly messy.

Mazu Global Team Releases Mazu Gold A Category Creator

by drvic on October 17, 2010

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By combining ancient wisdom with modern day science Mazu Gold™ represents not only the most unique health product, but one with which a whole new category of natural health and wellness is created.
Mazu Gold contains organic super nutrients from land and sea, manually harvested and processed to create a one of a kind Handcrafted Nutrition product. The highlight of Mazu Gold is Absorbanol™, an exclusive, proprietary process and custom blend of organic minerals and nutrients from the depth of the ocean to the core of the earth. Infused with Absorbanol™ - the potent effects of the main active ingredients, Ecklonia Cava Sea Kelp, Humic Nutrients and organic hand filleted Aloe Vera, are maximized to their fullest potential.

What is humic acid and why is it important to the human body?
The unfortunate reality that exists today is that the foods we eat are far less mineral rich, especially in the organically complex trace minerals. These complex minerals come from the soil. Commercial farming with the use of pesticides, fertilizers and genetically modified organisms (GMO’s) have made our foods much less mineral rich.
Healthy soil contains most if not all vitamins including humic acid and fulvic acid.
It is only recently that scientific research has been performed on humic acid.
Studies have shown that humic acid impairs the attachment of certain viruses to their respective hosts. As a result, these viral infections can be impeded. Several studies have shown that many other viruses have been inhibited by humic acid as well. This anti-viral property of humic acid may be considered “broad spectrum” meaning that it may be useful versus many viruses.
In your every day life you can turn to Mazu Gold™ for your personal pathway to a vibrant life! Designed to Elevate your senses, Boost your immune system and Protect your cells. Only 17 calories and just 3 grams of sugar per serving. Bottled in convenient 15.5oz bottles, easy to store in any size fridge and handy to take on the go!
Visit us at http://www.Gold4Virus.com/
Mazu Global Independent Associate
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Ding-a-ling Dr. Vic Kalman posted this. Now, I must be confused again, but did he just tell us that humic acid is a vitamin. Really??? What is the RDA for that? How does Mazu in any way compensate for this alleged depleted soil. There are few vitamins and no minerals with their respective RDA's. Yikes!

Sopaboxmom

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are the only ED drugs currently allowed by the FDA in the U.S. Viagra sales alone are $1.9 billion per year. So, if Mazu is clinically superior to Viagra and free of side effects, why is big pharma not chafing at the bit to get it? Why aren't the creeps running this MLM selling this secret formula for millions if it is such a multiple cure miracle drug? And, just where are those double-blind clinical studies of Mazu to back up any of the myriad of claims documented in this humble little thread?



I guess it is back to the lab for the Mazuvian scammers!!! Dateline NBC and FDA anyone!

Soapboxmom

Is that Mazu, or Evian in those babies' bottles????



Those Mazuvians!!!

Soapboxmom

Anyone with a few minutes to spare should visit:

Danone UK - Contact us

and use their "contact us" email facility to point out the pirating of their advertising at: YouTube - alamazu

by a bunch of lowlife scammers.

or snail mail the same message to:

Danone Waters
PO Box 4361
TROWBRIDGE
BA14 4DR

Done!!! And, I linked our fine informative thread here.

Soapboxmom

The most amazing thing is this scam has a licensed physician, Vic Kalman pushing it. The good doctor is also hawking Evolv and MaxGXL. His partners have to be horrified at his continual involvment in obvious scams. These are just the most recent MLM adventures he has participated in. Enforcement agencies need to vigorously pursue these schemes and licensed professionals using their licenses as a tool to sell these various snakeoils need to be held accountable. Folks will mistakenly believe these products are necessary, safe, effective and thoroughly tested when that is not at all the case.

Soapboxmom

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Just a begging for those testimonials! Better get those double blind clincal studies and the science behind the product published to substantiate those wild tales!!!

Soapboxmom

I might be the only one who finds the use of the word (name) 'Mazu' a little, well almost unintentionally ironic. I'm sure or at least really really hope that Matt "Mazu" Gagnon isn't involved in this, of whom was wrote “Gagnon has been unrelenting in his efforts to raise money from the public through fraudulent, unregistered offerings,” the SEC said. “He remains a danger to the investing public..”

I'm sure it's just a coincidence, after all if I were to launch a "category creating" new MLM with a "revolutionary pay plan" I think I'd put what ever I made up to be my company name into Google and see if any notorious scammers used that name before. I mean how many investment firms have been incorporated in the last few years using the "Madoff" in their company name? But then again the "category" for $20 bottles of fruit juice was created well before this new 'Mazu' happened along so maybe historical awareness isn't one of this companies strong suits.

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They will let any idiot come on as a rep. And, blast it, I think Kim Ward, my upline, has already bailed. I signed up under her accidentally as I was wanting to get on the auto responder list (I just love the hilarious auto responder letters these clowns send out.)

With a 97 grand tax lien, losing suits against me and the BBB of Dallas and several business bankruptcies folks should be watching out for this Darnell character. You never know what idiot you might sign up under. I am quite tickled to report that in over seven months I haven't had a single inquiry from my Mazu page. Can we say toilet flush!!!

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Soapboxmom

I have good news. My Mazu site contact form does work:

From: notifier@mymazu.com
To: soapboxmom@hotmail.com
Subject: MazuGlobal.com Contact Request
Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:26:33 -0400

Dear Soap Box,
The contact form was submitted on MAZUGlobal.com

The following information was saved in your prospects:
Name: Soapy
Email: dingleberries@doof.com
Telephone: 555555555
Message: This biz op sucks
Click to access the lead information
Best Regards,
Your Success Team

The bad news is that I had to contact myself. This biz is a total flop. And, I have never heard from anyone in my upline at all. I think they all threw in the towel months ago! Yikes!!!

Soapboxmom

OH, REALLY ??



http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm4830a1.htm

[QUOTE=GlimDropper;5259]I might be the only one who finds the use of the word (name) 'Mazu' a little, well almost unintentionally ironic. I'm sure or at least really really hope that Matt "Mazu" Gagnon isn't involved in this, of whom was wrote “The Scammers Handbook.

My computer got some form of neurosis when I tried to post with a reference to the two Mutts and T.I.M.E. They probably know more about Viagra and the effect on living organisms than me, my cat or my machine. It is certainly worth revising the contents of that blot on any cyberspace community.