Thread: [MLM Humor] Signs that you're in cult sales instead of network marketing

You refer to your sales team as family instead of your real family

You call people doing "due diligence" closed-minded

You call people who join without "due diligence" open-minded

You avoid people who ask you questions as if you're hiding from debt collectors

You used/consumed most of the stuff you're supposed to sell

You talk about your "success" even though you haven't achieved anything yet (or ever again)


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if you got more, please contribute, or if you can find more humorous wording, please do so.

You can empty a room just by smiling and saying the words "share" or "opportunity"

I need to revise my blog post, but here's the semi-sequel

A MLM Skeptic: 17 Signs that You're In a Sales Cult, or How a Sales Cult is like the Borg

When challenged you claim that all businesses are pyramids!

Originally Posted by laidback

When challenged you claim that all businesses are pyramids!

Or my job is a pyramid, or my church is a pyramid. Oddly, this does nothing to dispel whether your MLM is a pyramid or not.