Mony Vital - RIP!

So the GIN (Global Information Network) Leadership Cruise apparently did happen last month - January.

(You know - GIN - that scam Kevin Trudeau started along with his cronies, the likes of the awesome "Dr" Leonard Coldwell (the guy with 2 "Doctor" degrees, at least four PhDs, and has cured 35000 patients of cancer, with a cure rate of more than 90%.))

The highlight of the cruise apparently was the demise of one Mony Vital.

So who is this Mony Vital character you might ask?

Well....

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Mony Vital is one of about 1,000 people on earth who lives totally on prana, Light energy. He does not eat food of any kind, nor drink liquids of any kind, including water, yet he is in perfect health.

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So he claims.

Quoting Mony Vital on immortality, taken during a conference call..

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"I don’t eat, I live on Light. I don’t drink water even. I live on pranic nourishment If you think you are getting anything from food, you are totally mistaken. Food is poison, it takes from your health. You actually get your energy from air."

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Mony was a guest lecturer on the GIN cruise.

But a strange thing happened.

Ol' Mony decided to liven up the party.

Health advocate Mony Vital passes away on GIN 2013 cruise!

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A self-proclaimed health advocate who taught that you don’t need to eat or drink in order to live, Mony Vital was giving seminars on the cruise on how to live an “Ageless life” without death. Ironically, he dies in his sleep on the cruise.

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http://gintruth.com/gnt/Blog/Entries...apeimage_1.png

Note the huge crowd packed in to listen to him speak!

RIP, Mony.

We'll miss you, you crazy ******. :peace:

That is actually quite hilarious. I would have loved to have had 24 hour a day surveillance on this guy so we could all see him successfully ingesting only air. Imagine how interesting the test results on his "output" from all that air would have been. No doubt Mr. Immortality will pop up at any moment and tell us it was a big gotcha!

Well, will wonders never cease, I thought the breatharian thing had ended 20 years ago,

The Las Vegas Sun did a write up on this guy some time back.

Immortality for sale

Just get with the program and pay the price

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Meet Mony Vital. He’s immortal, or at least he says he is, and he’ll be happy to teach you how to be, too.

Of course, it costs you anywhere from $450 (for six months of immortality) to $2,875 (for lifetime immortality), but who, besides Mony Vital, can put a price on eternity?

Installment payments welcome. He does pets, too...

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Maybe he decided to pig out at the all you can eat buffet and real food did him in?

Anyways, I'm surprised the awesome Dr. Lenny Coldwell (Bernd Klein) who single-handedly cured his own mother from Hepatitis C, Liver Cirrhosis, and liver cancer when he was just a wee lad – a near impossible feat since she had been given a diagnosis of a terminal state and a prognosis of only 6 months to live and today, 42 years later, she is still alive and healthy - and from those humble beginnings, Lenny has since gone on to cure over 35,000 cancer patients - didn't just jump in and resurrect the guy.

Should have been a no-brainer for someone of Bernie's talents I would think.

Vital signs: "Immortal" (former) breatharian Mony Vital dies on GIN cruise

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Some funny comments about Mony's demise on Cosmic Connie's blog (link in headline above).

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Anonymous said...

Maybe he just ran out of air in his tiny stateroom.

I went to one of Vital Money's talks when I was still in GIN. He was not a very good speaker and had a way of alienating himself from his own audience. I also heard from another GIN member that Money was a member of Neo-Think/Neo-Tech/Nova-Tech (Mark Hamilton's magical mystery school with the magical ever-changing name).

I have no cause to defend the late Money, however, I noticed some discrepancies in your post (and I can hardly blame you for not being up to date on this stuff). When I saw Money speak last May, he was no longer a "breatharian". He said that he had been for 18 months, but that he started eating again because not eating was having an impact on his social life, because our culture's social lives center around food, according to Money.

The second discrepancy is that Money does not just claim that HE is immortal-- he claims that EVERYONE is immortal, and could experience everlasting life if they wish, and if they follow correct protocol. Too bad he will no longer be around to teach us how to stay alive forever.

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Yes, most unfortunate indeed!

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Anonymous said...

This may seem cruel to say, but his death is actually quite a relief-- part of me thought "What if he's right?" And when I heard he passed it was more like "Phew! He was wrong and I can eat my mushroom cheeseburgers completely guilt-free!". Unless of course he ate a cheeseburger and that's what killed him.

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Good thing I don't eat mushrooms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcNTBHBYzm0

He always sounded so crazy when he did those infomercials. So he is the one behind Global Information Network. Ugh! He has fooled a lot of people into buying his books and finding it impossible to live as he suggests.

Does anyone believe that Mony Vital actually LIVED as he said he did?? Well, he died just like all of us will at one time or other.

The Fake Dr. who Taunted the Dead Immortal from the Felon’s Cruise

SPECIAL NOTICE TO ALL IMMORTALS! SPECIAL NOTICE TO ALL IMMORTALS!

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Don’t die. All of this death stuff doesn’t quite align with the entire concept of ceaseless living, which is (or was) kind of your thing. It’s like exclaiming you’re the next Usain Bolt while you can’t really run, which pretty much makes you just a bald Jamaican.

And please, if you do die, please make sure (before your unexpected decease of course) that your last Tweet doesn’t say something ironic like “Great news, New 2 days workshop on Physical Immortality. Get ready to break your death habits.” That’s just super-lame...

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Okay, so I followed that link to Mony's Twitter page and got this tweet:

Great news,New 2 days workshop on Physical Immortality. Get ready to break your death habits. http://www.energeticbalancing.us/phy...ity-workshop-2 … pic.twitter.com/yem4v14p

I clicked on that link and got this notice:

Sorry, the page your requested could not be found, or no longer exists.

... along with this cheery message:

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Attention New Evaluations There is going to be a delay for returning phone calls for recent requests for evaluations. Energetic Balancing appreciates your patience...

To all of our valued and cherished Vital Energetic Balancing members and future members, we would like to inform you that Dr. Mony Vital made a choice to leave this existence for a higher calling. We have full intention of resuming VEB standard operations as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience and please stay tuned.

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Mony made a choice to leave this existence for a higher calling??? :RpS_smile:

Oh, so that's what you call kicking the bucket. :RpS_biggrin:

If he doesn't pop up on his own and declare it was all for a laugh we can call in the experts!!!Attachment 2984

I realize we should exercise a certain degree of decorum here, after all a death is involved and there's probably a family grieving somewhere.

But you have to admit, this is pretty funny stuff! :RpS_biggrin:

First, ol' Mony is invited on the GIN cruise to give a lecture on how to live an “Ageless life” without death.

So what does he do?

He croaks in his sleep. :RpS_biggrin:

But before the cruise, Mony announces an upcoming 2 days workshop he's giving on Physical Immortality - Get ready to break your death habits!

So head office has to go and cancel that workshop.

To put a positive spin on things, they announce that "Dr. Mony Vital made a choice to leave this existence for a higher calling".

Right!

As if any of us, short of suicide, have a choice when it's time to leave this existence!

Say what you will, but to me this has to be the funniest stuff I've read in a long time!

Lol, I guess this was the ultimate justice for scamming people. Sorry for his family but I feel no remorse for thinking its funny. :RpS_lol:

This explanation of Mony's death from his Facebook page:

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Charlotte Morlan Jandes: I saw and spoke to Mony and his beautiful girlfriend on the GIN cruise the day before his passing. His eyes were bright and he was very excited about his upcoming presentation on the cruise. I was shocked when I learned of his passing. It is my understanding that he was 6 weeks into transitioning back to being a breatharian. It is also my understanding that when you are living this life style you receive energy through earth grounding. He had been over water for almost 6 days when he passed. I was told that he died in his sleep and that his liver had collapsed. I am just sharing what I was told from the couple who was next door to Mony on the cruise, I do not know this to be fact. I love Mony and his girlfriend and I am so blessed to have spent time with him, learned from him, and most of all....called him a friend. Love you dear friend!....See you on the other side at some point in our future
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Oh, okay, that makes sense! :RpS_smile:

so he's still dead?

is he dead or just sarcasm on this thread

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Originally Posted by RedSilver

is he dead or just sarcasm on this thread

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No sarcasm, here is the notice on his Energetic Balancing website

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps511627b6.jpg

and here is Mony in his own words

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...psd81819bc.jpg

I know this sounds morbid but did they have an aquarium for his casket and bury him at sea?? Any person with an ounce of sense should know you cannot live on air and water, right??!!!