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Thread: 'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

  1. 08-01-2012, 09:12 AM #1
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    'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

    AN AMERICAN man has been accused of breaking into a woman's apartment while drunk and stealing a potato peeler, a kitchen knife and a small dog.
    Online court records don't list an attorney for 24-year-old Garrett Stauber, who was arrested shortly after the burglary was reported about 3am in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

    Township police say a woman called 911 to report that Mr Stauber kicked in her door, took the utensils out of her dishwasher, grabbed her dog then left.

    A neighbour heard what was going on and briefly scuffled with Mr Stauber who was found sitting shirtless on a couch in his friend's apartment in the same building where he had been staying recently.

    Mr Stauber, who doesn't have a listed phone, faces a preliminary hearing today.

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  2. 08-01-2012, 11:17 AM #2
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    Re: 'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

    Quote Originally Posted by littleroundman View Post
    AN AMERICAN man has been accused of breaking into a woman's apartment while drunk and stealing a potato peeler, a kitchen knife and a small dog.
    Online court records don't list an attorney for 24-year-old Garrett Stauber, who was arrested shortly after the burglary was reported about 3am in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

    Township police say a woman called 911 to report that Mr Stauber kicked in her door, took the utensils out of her dishwasher, grabbed her dog then left.

    A neighbour heard what was going on and briefly scuffled with Mr Stauber who was found sitting shirtless on a couch in his friend's apartment in the same building where he had been staying recently.

    Mr Stauber, who doesn't have a listed phone, faces a preliminary hearing today.

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    LOL, this guy sounds brilliant! Maybe he should invest in, or better yet, start a hyip/pyramid/ponzi...!
    It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!
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    Quote Originally Posted by laidback View Post
    LOL, this guy sounds brilliant! Maybe he should invest in, or better yet, start a hyip/pyramid/ponzi...!
    He can always hire JBP's crack criminal attorney team.
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  4. 08-02-2012, 01:53 AM #4
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    Re: 'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

    A potato peeler and a small dog ???

    Thank goodness they caught him when they did.
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    Re: 'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

    Quote Originally Posted by EagleOne View Post
    He can always hire JBP's crack criminal attorney team.
    You mean.........moneydowntheloveit?
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  6. 08-02-2012, 09:08 AM #6
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    Re: 'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

    Quote Originally Posted by EagleOne View Post
    He can always hire JBP's crack criminal attorney team.
    Here's one of them now:

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    Re: 'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

    Quote Originally Posted by littleroundman View Post
    Here's one of them now:

    Doesn't this pic belong in the Nuskin thread?
    It seems like in this "industry" common sense is not all that common!
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  8. 08-02-2012, 10:41 AM #8
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    Re: 'Drunk man stole potato peeler, dog'

    Quote Originally Posted by laidback View Post
    Doesn't this pic belong in the Nuskin thread?
    I dunno.

    It looks like oldskin to me.
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