Thread: 'Pet poodle' turns out to be giant rodent pumped with steroids

Pet poodle' turns out to be giant rodent pumped with steroids

A retired man has fallen victim to a pet poodle hoax after his local veterinarian uncovered he had been sold two giant rodents pumped up with steroids.

Bargain hunters rummaging around Argentina’s largest flea market, La Salada, have been duped into spending hundreds of dollars on what they have been told is the dog of their dreams.
In reality, they’ve just been sold what locals call the ‘Brazilian rat’ – a ferret pumped up on steroids and groomed to resemble a fluffy toy poodle.
The retired man was initially fooled by the $75 price tag for a pet that usually costs closer to $1000.
Soon after his purchase the Argentinian man became suspicious and decided to take his new ‘pet poodles’ to a vet for vaccinations.

The local vet confirmed his suspicions that he had paid $150 for two steroid-pumped ferrets.
Long thought to be an urban legend of South America’s biggest illegal market, local news outlets discovered that another woman ended up with a ferret after being told she was buying a Chiuhuahua.
Neither the woman or the retired man have filed an official complaint


Bargain hunters in Argentina have been sold ferrets pumped with steroids and groomed to look like toy poodles and Chiuhuahuas.Photo: YouTube.

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Ferrets are rodents? I guess the standard investigative skills reporters are really at an all time low.

Ferrets are not rodents. Think weasel or ermine.

Originally Posted by ProfHenryHiggins

Ferrets are not rodents. Think weasel or ermine.

I know .

The reporter doesn't seems to , apparently,

Yep they really look like poodles, assuming you are on mind-altering drugs.
Maybe it was the ferrets notorious bad temper that made them think it was a poodle.

I don't know how many (if any) folks here listen to NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me but they included this story in the "Limerick Challenge" on their most recent show. As much as it goes against my normal feelings I find myself almost agreeing with Alonzo Bodden's take on the issue. It can be found under the Limerick link on this page.