Thread: Covert Commissions

Originally Posted by Gina

Is the boardgame the "kickbutt prize"???? Bummer

Nah, the boardgame is a mere pat butt prize compared to the kick butt prizes:

Originally Posted by Gina

This thread is now at the top of page 2 on Google when you type in "Covert Commissions"! Go us!

that's what pics of koala do for you.

Originally Posted by Gina

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LOL

Easier to find the G-Spot or make money with Covert Commissions, a question for the ages.

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Originally Posted by Gina

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What could go wrong???

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Originally Posted by Whip

that's what pics of koala do for you.

And while the whole SEO community has been up in arms about the Google Panda and Penguin updates, little did they know we had the secret to easy page 1 rankings right here at RealScam!

This just in!

"We've just added a countdown timer to the Covert
Commissions sales page. It's counting down to
a price increase, coming on Wednesday night.

Your conversion rates will increase during this
last 2.5 day phase of the launch and we highly
recommend that you get at least 2 more emails
out.

Important: Please click the link below and
follow the instructions to grab your swipes
and other promo tools

=> Click Here To Grab Your Link & Swipes Now!

We also have a new Top Dog on the leader board!

Due to an impressive promo and some insane numbers
(38.12% F/E conversions!) John Thornhill stormed to
the top of the leader board yesterday.

Can Simon & Jeremy take back the spot as Top Dogs
or will Ian come from behind to claim the win?

Here's the current JV contest leader board:

#1 John Thornhill (exploded into a 33 sale lead)
#2 Simon Hodgkinson & Jeremy Gislason
#3 Ian del Carmen (just 1 sale behind S&J now)
#4 Mark Roth
#5 Richard Fairbairn (9 sales to catch Mr. Roth)
#6 Andrew Darius (just 1 sale behind Richard)
#7 Adrian Morrison, Shawn Casey & Anthony Morrison (1 sale to catch Andrew)
#8 Walt Bayliss (6 sales behind Casey & Co)
#9 Tony Shepherd (2 sales up to Walt)
#10 JDD Publishing (just 1 sale behind)

Just outside the top 10 we have...

Kevin Byrne & MAO Flynn, Mark Thompson, Mark Bishop,
Jimmy Kim, Dave Nicholson, Brian Jones, Youhana Zakaria,
Kevin Fahey & Ankur Shukla

As you can see the leader board is very tight and
the positions are shifting all the time. You can
see the live standings here:

=> Click Here To See The Leader Board & Prizes Now!

Thanks again for helping us launch this! We're
looking forward to sending you a ton of Paypal
cash today!

=> Click Here To Grab Your Link & Swipes Now!


Enjoy the rest of day :)

Soren Jordansen, John Merrick & Cindy Battye
"The IM Wealth Builders"

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CYPRUS

Come on guys. Let's get mailing!

Just wondering if anybody else has seen this, because it's supposed to be for MY EYES ONLY!

This is what I get:



so I guess not. lmao.

A particularly funny "review"

Covert Commissions Review - Is it Really Works or Scam?

Originally Posted by Gina

A particularly funny "review"

Covert Commissions Review - Is it Really Works or Scam?

Yeh, those GetResponse archive pages rank well in Google for this type of stuff. Just got an account last night so I can put those up and send people over to RS from them. lol.

From that review:

"Covert Commissions Review :

Internet opens many opportunities but also contains a lot of difficulty with any people wants to make money on it. With the increasingly fierce competition, you will not be able to survive without an intelligent method. Especially, if you are beginners, you don’t have knowledge, skill, and experience, you’ll have to face with a huge of struggle. Failure can make you depressed, tired and want to give up. Poverty can make you miserable and strenuous.

But Covert Commissions can change all your life. It brings to you tons of dollars to take care yourself, your family and your dream. Forgot the difficulties of beginners, remove all obstacles from the competition because all things you need are prepared perfectly by Covert Commissions. Let’s see how it can do that!"

We are now #9 on page 1 when you Google "Covert Commissions" HA!

Originally Posted by Gina

We are now #9 on page 1 when you Google "Covert Commissions" HA!

You might be getting results based on your search history if you aren't using private browsing, but my ranktracker shows #12, so it's definitely moving up.

The final frenzy is here! Check out #11

"We're moving in to the final 2 days of the Covert
Commissions launch. As usual this is where the
last minute frenzy happens and you can easily
double your commissions by mailing today and
tomorrow.

There's a count down timer on the site and at
11:59pm Wednesday night we will increase the
price! (this will also mark the end of the
JV contest).

This will create a lot of urgency, use it in
your emails to boost your conversions!

Here's another good reason to mail out today....

We're running a cash contest for the last two
days. Based on total F/E sales for Tuesday and
Wednesday we're awarding...

1st prize: $300
2nd prize: $150
3rd prize: $75

(no minimum sales, anyone can win this!)

Important: Please click the link below and
follow the instructions to grab your swipes
and other promo tools

=> Click Here To Grab Your Link & Swipes Now!

The contest leader board looks like it's having
a seizure - that's how fast it's changing.

As I press send this is the current standings,
but to be honest it has probably already
changed

With a strong showing during the last two days,
literally anyone could win this as only a few
sales separate each spot. It would also be easy
for anyone in the top 50 to make it on to the
final leader board.

Simon & Jeremy have declared that they WILL
win this... will Thornhill and Ian be able
to keep them at bay? Or will the crown go
to a dark horse?

#1 John Thornhill
#2 Ian del Carmen
#3 Simon Hodgkinson & Jeremy Gislason
#4 Mark Roth
#5 Adrian Morrison, Shawn Casey & Anthony Morrison
#6 Richard Fairbairn
#7 Andrew Darius
#8 Walt Bayliss
#9 JDD Publishing
#10 Mark Thompson
#11 RealScam (referrals only - no sales) OK, I added that one, but it might be true.

Kevin Byrne & MAO Flynn, Tony Tony Shepherd, Mark Bishop,
Jimmy Kim, Brian Jones, Dave Nicholson, Kevin Fahey,
Youhana Zakaria and Ankur Shukla

You can
see the live standings here:

=> Click Here To See The Leader Board & Prizes Now!

Thanks again for helping us launch this! We're
looking forward to sending you a ton of Paypal
cash today!

=> Click Here To Grab Your Link & Swipes Now!


Cheers :)

Soren Jordansen, John Merrick & Cindy Battye
"The IM Wealth Builders"



25 Asprou Potamou
Azurro Homes Villa 6
Peyia Paphos 8560
CYPRUS"

Subject line open to interpretation. Here's the Gag Reel:

Wow, forget about getting Covert Commissions. I'm just going to get the $350,000 worth of bonuses, because I'm sure they're really worth $350,000...sell them on eBay. Done!

If I buy Covert Commissions through a couple different affiliates I'll be up to a cool $650,000 without barely having to lift a finger. I just "stumbled onto" this $300K windall:



I'm going to add that to my potential windfall from this guy.

People on the Internet sure are clumsy...always stumbling onto things.

So sad to see it will all be over soon.

"Subject: Prize Increases & Contest Ends At Midnight (Mail Out Now To Cash In!)

The Covert Commissions launch week comes to an
end at midnight tonight and here are 3 very good
reasons to mail out today...

1) With the count down timer on the site ticking
down towards the price increase at midnight,
people are going crazy and conversions are going
up..up..UP!

2) We have a last day sales contest on, the
current standings are:

#1 John Thornhill ($300)
#2 Ian del Carmen ($150)
#3 Mark Roth ($75)

However with the last minute frenzy today,
anyone could snatch these cash prizes away
from the current leaders!

3) Midnight also marks the end of our JV contest
so getting a mail out tonight is also your last
chance to get on the leader board or to cement
your position.

It's still an extremely tight race and it will
definitely come down to the wire. The board
shuffles every time someone makes a sale - and
just a handful of sales will see anyone in the
top 50 make it into the top 10!

Here's the current leader board:

#1 John Thornhill
#2 Ian del Carmen
#3 Simon & Jeremy
#4 Mark Roth
#5 Adrian Morrison, Shawn Casey & Anthony Morrison
#6 Richard Fairbairn
#7 Andrew Darius
#8 Walt Bayliss
#9 JDD Publishing
#10 Mark Thompson

Just outside the top 10 we find...

Kevin Byrne & MAO Flynn, Tony Shepherd, Mark Bishop,
Jimmy Kim, Brian Jones, Dave Nicholson, Youhana
Zakaria, Kevin Fahey & Shawn Konig

===========================
Time To Get That Email Out!
===========================

Important: Please click the link below and
follow the instructions to grab your swipes
and other promo tools

=> Click Here To Grab Your Link & Swipes Now!

Thanks again for helping us launch this! We're
looking forward to sending you a ton of Paypal
cash today!


Cheers :)

Soren Jordansen, John Merrick & Cindy Battye
"The IM Wealth Builders"






25 Asprou Potamou
Azurro Homes Villa 6
Peyia Paphos 8560
CYPRUS"

OK, I'm up to $1,030,000 after this latest bonus.

Bad news guys...we didn't win any of the prizes...

"The Covert Commissions launch week contest is
over and below you'll find all the winners.

But before we get to that we just want to
take a second to thank everyone who has sent
traffic to and made sales for Covert Commissions
during the first week - your efforts have been
noticed and are very much appreciated :)

The launch was a huge success and Covert
Commissions is not poised to take the leader
role in the affiliate marketing space for
years to come.

That also means this is far from over - only
the contest has ended... Covert Commissions
itself is an evergreen product and you can
keep sending traffic to your affiliate link
and squeeze pages!

This is going to keep selling and we have
BIG plans for improving and expanding the
site.

And now for the contest winners...

First we have the "Final Sprint" cash
contest for most sales on Tuesday and
Wednesday - the winners were...

#1 Ian del Carmen ($300 cash)
#2 Simon Hodgkinson & Jeremy Gislason ($150 cash)
#3 Matthew Graves ($75 cash)

And the final results and prizes for the
main launch week JV contest...

#1 Ian del Carmen (Spy Drone or $1000 cash)
#2 John Thornhill (GoPro Mega Kit or $750 cash)
#3 Simon Hodgkinson & Jeremy Gislason (James Bond Gun or $500 cash)
#4 Mark Roth (James Bond Moviefest or $250)
#5 Richard Fairbairn (Goldeneye Watch or $100 cash)
#6 Adrian Morrison, Shawn Casey & Anthony Morrison (Board Game or $50 cash)
#7 JDD Publishing (Board Game or $50 cash)
#8 Andrew Darius (Board Game or $50 cash)
#9 Mark Thompson (Board Game or $50 cash)
#10 Walt Bayliss (Board Game or $50 cash)

Congratulations to all the winners - Cindy
will be in touch shortly to get your prizes
preferences, Paypal emails etc.

To continue promoting Covert Commissions...

You can find all your swipes, banners and
other promo tools here:

=> Click Here To Grab Your Link & Swipes Now!

Thanks again for helping us launch this!

Cheers :)

Soren Jordansen, John Merrick & Cindy Battye
"The IM Wealth Builders"






25 Asprou Potamou
Azurro Homes Villa 6
Peyia Paphos 8560
CYPRUS"

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Warning - OnTheWeirdSide.com is uh...disturbing.

Of course I had to check out ontheweirdside.com. I blame you, JustTooMuchTime.

Originally Posted by Gina

Of course I had to check out ontheweirdside.com. I blame you, JustTooMuchTime.

Seems like a site that offers tips on parenting.

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I just threw up in my mouth

The launch was a huge success and Covert
Commissions is not poised to take the leader
role in the affiliate marketing space for
years to come.

LMAO......

#6 Adrian Morrison, Shawn Casey & Anthony Morrison (Board Game or $50 cash)

hmmmmmm. scammers as "winners". shocking I say!

I noticed the "is not poised" as well, Whip. Bummed that I'm not getting the James Bond gun though.

Just got this from the guy - lol. The whole launch is about over and he's telling people they "just released" it.

"I Challenge You To NOT Make Money With This!

Hi Paul,

The IM Wealth Builders have just released their highly anticipated Covert Commissions - a plug & play system for earning massive affiliate commissions on autopilot.

I know that sounds too good to be true... But I've seen the system they have created - It's the real deal, and I can't wait to start using it and make a ton of extra affiliate commissions.

=> Check out the page here, it will blow you away!

They have completely eliminated the learning curve and done 99% of the work for you.

In fact they have built us all a money making machine - I'm not kidding here...

And it's one of the most insane things I have seen in all my years of internet marketing.

* You don't have to sell anything
* You don't need to learn HTML or any other techy stuff
* You don't need to have your own website autoresponder, domain etc.

All you have to do is send some traffic to a squeeze page... sit back and count the affiliate commissions ticking in.

If you can cut and paste, you have what it takes to make money with the Covert Commissions system.

=> Check it out here!

And I haven't even mentioned the bonuses yet - check out the page for all the details...

Sincerely,

Gobala Krishnan
CEO, Kreydle
Small Business Software & Applications - Kreydle
P.S. Here's a bold statement: they virtually guarantee your success because you simply plug in to their proven system - they do all the hard work for you. You have nothing to lose.

Have no fear. Do not wait. The price will go up soon!

=> View the Demo here!"