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Thread: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

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    Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    A witty poster on Quatloos had a lot of fun with this ridiculous deal. Quatloos! • View topic - Monavie article

    Notice the FDA order filed against the clown that founded this:

    Jordan Rubin and Garden of Life Ordered to Stop Making Unsubstantiated Advertising Claims

    Some of the usual suspects have jumped right in. Mike Melvin, who pimped Advantage Conferences long after it had sunk like the Titanic and who happens to live in Florida near the founder, is pushing this deal hard.


      • Mike Melvin So proud to be partnered with people of such integrity and purpose
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    Mikey said the same thing when he was tangled up with the lying scammers Tim Darnell and Jack Weinzierl. Check out the totally dishonest earnings claims made in Advantage Conferences.

    And, to top it all off it might be God approved and they are quoting that idiot Doug Firebaugh to rally the marks:

    • Beyond Organic Info



      All defeat comes from within. God engineered you as,a total winner and undefeatable. Step up, step out, and step into your Greatness NOW... Doug Firebaugh

      Like · ·· November 4 at 5:18pm ·

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    re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    Here is the scumbag founder, Jordan Rubin. Get your barf bags ready!

    https://s3.amazonaws.com/info.beyond...g+10.28.11.mp3

    The scum was fined for exactly what he is doing again. He claims that he had 18 illnesses and now he is eating God's way / biblically with his latest scam, Beyond Organic and is now magically well because of that diet. He has gotten out of his wheelchair and stepped into Scammersville!

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    re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    Remember when I accidentally signed up as a rep for Mazu. Well, my upline Kim Ward has jumped ship and is now pimping Beyond Organic. These folks just jump from one Titanic to the next. Hilariously, my Mazu page hasn't generated a single prospect. I only know it works at all because I signed on under another name myself to see if it did in fact work. I bet Beyond organic will sink just as fast as Mazu did. Wait until I publish the prices for the organic foods. Have medical attention standing by for that coming post!!!

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    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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    re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    This is the biggest bunch of fruitcakes we have seen in a long time:

    Beyond Organic Info via paul Nison


    What The Bible Says About The Vegan Diet and Daylight Eating
    www.youtube.comhttp://www.rawlifehealthshow.com/ People often ask me if the diet mentioned in the Bible is vegan or not. Another common topic is what the Bible says about th...




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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin


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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

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    That is $41.25 + $5.00 handling fee plus shipping for 14.4 ounces of chocolate. Are they serious? The price may cause a freakin' heart attack. And, it would be tons cheaper to get flaxseed or fish oil pills etc. rather than paying that ridiculous price for dark chocolate. That price is insane!!! Individually wrapped Ghirardelli dark chocolate runs about $1.00 an ounce.

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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    GOOD LORD !!

    Is it April 1st already in the USA ??

    $41.25 + $5.00 handling fee plus shipping for 14.4 ounces of chocolate ???

    Geez, I brought in a bunch of pure cacoa cooking and eating chocolate from



    in Britain after watching his TV SERIES



    All the way from Britain to Oz and it was STILL cheaper (and less adulterated) than that cr**
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

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    Transport and disposal of the bottles adds to the resources used, and water extraction – which is concentrated in communities where bottling plants are located – adds to the strains bottled water puts on our ecosystem.....
    Consumers need to appreciate the fact that their municipal water is not only safe to drink, but it may even be safer than bottled water. They also need to appreciate the multiplicity of environmental problems created by their consumption of bottled water. But even if consumption were to be reduced dramatically, there would still be billions of post-consumerplastic water bottles that would need to be managed.
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    Tap water is more regulated than bottled water and on average safer. Not to mention the obvious from the articles I linked. It is a huge waste of resources (fossil fuels) and causes tremendous harm to the environment including our oceans. NO Organic fan would ever do something so irresponsible and terribly wasteful and damaging. Not to mention spending 10,000 times as much for water. Get a filter and refillable bottle and save yourself $$$$ and protect the environment. And, just what is this BS about hydration at the cellular level? Have they been stealing promotional crap from Trey White's Evolv that got sued by the MD Anderson Cancer Center (and was pimped by serial scammer Jack Weinzierl) This is certainly one scum bum deal!

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    Last edited by Soapboxmom; 01-08-2012 at 10:36 AM.

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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    Quote Originally Posted by littleroundman View Post
    Sounds like he has just described MLMs in a nutshell.

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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    Quote Originally Posted by Lil Ol' Radical Me View Post
    Sounds like he has just described MLMs in a nutshell.
    He makes clem cry.

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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    Hello to all. I'm the poster from Quatloos who is mentioned at the start of this thread.

    One of the so-called selling points for Jordan Rubin's Beyond Organic is that he came up with an extra-wholesome way of producing his meat and cheese, so special that he trademarked his beef and cheese processing. Beef is "GreenFinished TM" and cheese is "GreenFed TM."

    His use of the trademark symbol is supposed to enhance his claims.

    I was just at the US Patent and Trademark Office website looking at other things, and I thought I'd try searching the Trademark Electronic Search System (TESS) for Rubin's trademarked terms.

    Search Term: GreenFed
    Results of search: No TESS records were found to match the criteria of your query.

    Search Term: GreenFinished
    Results of search: No TESS records were found to match the criteria of your query.

    So on top of everything else, Jordan Rubin appears to be lying about his trademarks. Why am I not surprised?

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    Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin

    Special versions of heart glue. Who would have known???

    And, no trademarks??? The shock of it all!

    Welcome aboard Kestrel. It is an honor to have you here. This deal is certainly quite cheesy to say the least.

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