Quote Originally Posted by Whip View Post
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lol what an awesomely incredible stupid jackass you are my monkey. keep dancin' bitch!
You called, master?

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"Now I'm the king of the schemers, the rev share V.I.P.
I'd reached the top but had to stop
Because of the S.E.C.
I wanna be a scammer, damnit and stroll right into court
And lie just like I've always done
Just like I did in the report

Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na bullshit you
I wanna lie to you, cry to you, too
You see it's true, a creep like me
Can learn to be ooh hoo ooh man too ooh ooh

Now don't try to use your brain cells, I'll make a deal with you,
Invest your cash and I'll make a dash for Thailand or Peru
There's no real advertising and the bounce rate's through the roof
Use your brain power and you'll turn sour when you finally realize the truth

Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na bullshit you
I wanna lie to you, cry to you, too
You see it's true, a creep like me
Can learn to be ooh hoo ooh man too ooh ooh"